HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular!

Tickets on sale now!

Fri, Dec 19 & Sat, Dec 20

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❄️ When hell freezes over, Santa returns. 🔥

Victoria’s most deliciously deranged holiday tradition is back from the depths... bigger, badder, and more blasphemous than ever. 🤘

After last year’s smash debut that audiences called “a cult hit in the making,” HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular rises again for three shows only, December 19–20 at the Metro Studio Theatre.

This event is strictly 19+. No minors permitted.

This ain't your grandma’s holiday pageant! It’s Broadway meets brimstone;  a full-throttle musical where carols collide with santanic rituals, drag meets musical theatre, and Broadmas gets dragged straight to hell and back.

✨ Expect:
• Drag, burlesque, and musical theatre mayhem

• Audience games, interaction, and costume contests

• A cast of YYJ's finest weirdos and holiday hellions

• High camp, low brow, and immersive chaos

🎅 Costume Contest!
Come dressed in your best (or worst) Santa attire or your most creative Secret Santa look for a chance to win a prize and eternal glory in the underworld.

“Uniquely subversive… the holiday season gets ginger-snapped and snatched into the sexiest queer multiverse. Unhinged festive bliss.”

“So funny, so clever and stupid and campy, sexy and goofy… I was cackling the entire time.”

So call your coven, gather your elves, and don your gay apparel.

The holidays can be hell, and that’s exactly how we like it. 😈

 

The Metro Theatre, 1411 Quadra Street, Victoria, V8W 2L2

Friday Show Doors 7:30pm | Show 8:00pm

Saturday Early Show Doors 4:00pm | Show 4:30pm

Saturday Late Night CLOSER Doors 8:00pm | Show 8:30pm

🎟 Choose Your Portal to Hell

$30 Early Bird GAsold out.

$40 General Admission

$50 Generous Soul - GA Ticket + helps subsidize Equity Access for others.

$240 VIP Table for 4 – Front-row reserved seating, best seats in the house.

$25 Equity Access – For members of the BIPOC, LGBTQIA2S+, and disabled communities.

😈 VIP Table Perks

  • Front-row reserved table seating (best seats in Hell!)

  • 1 drink ticket per person

  • Complimentary holiday treats at your table

  • Automatic entry into our raffle for sinful prizes

  • A limited-edition HAIL SANTA holiday ornament

  • Photo op with select cast under the North Portal

Perfect for groups who wouldst like to live deliciously and sit closest to the chaos.

Metro Studio Theatre is located on the lands of the Lekwungen People, now known as the Songhees and Xʷsepsəm / Esquimalt Nations. We offer our gratitude to their stewardship of these lands and to elders past, present, and future.