KARAOKE TEASE

You sing karaoke. We strip to it.

ONE NIGHT ONLY: Karaoke night collides with live burlesque, drag, and chaotic performance art — raising funds for Salty Broad Productions’ hellish holiday remount of HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular! (coming to a Metro near you in December! 😈🎄)

🗓 Saturday, August 23, 2025 (like we said: ONE NIGHT ONLY!)
📍 KWENCH — 2031 Store Street, Victoria BC, V8T 5L9
🕖 Doors 7PM | Show 8PM | 19+

🎟️ Tickets

• $20 Community Tix (limited, intended for BIPOC, 2SLGBTQIA+, disabled, and otherwise marginalized communities)

• $25 Early Bird (available until August 7 or sold out)

• $30 General Admission

• VIP Seats Sold as Sections (See below)

🛋️ VIP SECTIONS

Treat your polycule, performance pals, or chosen family to the ultimate viewing experience. All VIP packages include:

💋 A dedicated VIP host
💥 Special auction paddles
🍿 Free popcorn
📸 A commemorative cast photo with select performers
🎁 Surprise perks (possibly from Santa’s sack 👀)

Each VIP section is reserved seating and sold as a group package — ideal for karaoke legends, ride-or-dies, or that group chat you can never escape. 

• $250 – Premium 5-Seater (1 available)
  The best damn seats in the house — Front and centre with a plush couch and armchairs. For folks who love comfort, a little attention, and a lot of legroom.

• $180 – 4-Seater Lounge Sections (2 available) Flanking the Premium zone — cozy loveseats and armchairs with excellent sightlines. Perfect for quartets, or your go-to karaoke crew.

• $120 – 3-Seater Cabaret Sections (2 available)
  Stage-adjacent cabaret tables with strong gay brunch energy. Great for trios, throuples, or secret agents of chaos.

✨ What to Expect

🎤 You sing karaoke.
💃 We bring it to life — with burlesque, drag, dance, and high-camp cabaret energy.

That’s the deal.

One mic. One stage. One shot to belt your favourite banger while a cast of dazzling degenerates bumps, grinds, and gyrates to your every note.

💥 Featuring:

• Karaoke! Burlesque! Drag!

• The infamous Wheel of Whimsy

• A speed-round revival of our live dating game show The Newlymet Game

• A LOUD live auction (that's a paddlin')

• Incredible themed cocktails

🎭 COSTUME CONTEST: CATEGORY IS: DIVE BAR BURLESQUE
Come high. Come low. Come slutty and strange. We dare you.

(Costumes highly encourage but not mandatory!)

👯 About Salty Broad Productions

Salty Broad Productions is a queer, feminist non-profit theatre company based in so called "Victoria, BC". We create genre-bending, camp-fuelled theatrical spectacles that are just as bold as they are heart-led.

All proceeds support our 2025 remount of HAIL SANTA: A Salty Broadmas Holiday Spectacular, returning to the Metro Theatre Dec 18–20. This queer, campy, and hellishly delightful holiday debuted in 2024 — and it’s coming back bigger, badder, and even more blasphemous. Stay tuned.

🌎 Land Acknowledgement

KWENCH is located on the traditional lands of Lekwungen / Songhees. We pay our respects to Elders past, present and emerging.
Salty Broad Productions acknowledges we are uninvited guests on the traditional, ancestral, and unceded Indigenous territories of the Lkwungen-speaking people, now known as the Songhees, Esquimalt, and WSÁNEĆ First Nations. We are grateful for the privilege to live, work, learn, and create on these lands.

♿ Accessibility

KWENCH is fully wheelchair accessible, with an elevator and accessible washrooms. If you have specific access needs, please reach out — we’ll do our best to accommodate.

🧡 Venue Note

KWENCH is a woman-founded, female-owned Work + Culture Club, proudly B-Corp Certified and BC Green Business–recognized. Please respect the space, staff, and community guidelines during your time in the space.

🖤 Community Agreement

Salty Broad Productions has a zero-tolerance policy for racism, misogyny, fatphobia, homophobia, transphobia, ageism, ableism, or any other hateful or abusive behaviour. If you're not here for joy, connection, and artful chaos — kindly exit stage left.

Let’s get weird. For art.